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Monday, April 15, 2013
Day of Reckoning: The Trailer
In preparation for a feature length release of my upcoming film, I have completed a trailer based on the preceding three chapters that I have published here.
WOOO! Great day in the morning Mean Gene, what a video. I haven't seen acting like that since the last Hulk Hogan film. The DaVinci Code has nothing on you. The last time I saw that much drama in less than 5 minutes was during my last wrestling match. Or was it Snooki's last trip up Space Mountain.... WOOOO!
It would seem that I have discovered the true Vladimir's doppelgänger - his likeness is so uncanny that when I saw him at the casting I took it as 'a sign'.
You want drama? You have not seen my award winning performance in team america? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ It won 9,999 awards in North Korean Movie Society. It's impartial. I stopped them from making me the winner after 9,999 times since I should step aside for meager mortals like Jim644 so he can have courage to make great films like Day of Reckoning.
My god, I fell off my chair from the audacity of your expose (and from laughing till my spleen split). Tying together these apparently disparate story threads requires a master director up to the task (not to diss you, Jim644!) - do you hear me, Quentin Tarantino?
My highly reliable public opinion sampling system, consisting entirely of taking the word of taxi drivers for everything, leads me to the conclusion that "Day of Reckoning" is one of this year's most eagerly anticipated movies.
"Day of Reckoning" is an entertaining movie. It is not great, or significant, or profound. Occasionally it is distractingly cute, as when the apes rewrite one cliché after another: "Man see, Man do," for example, or "To apes, all men look alike." But, this is part of the fun.
What I'm getting at, I guess, is that "Day of Reckoning" is much better than I expected it to be. It is quickly paced, completely entertaining, and its philosophical pretensions don't get in the way.
If you only condescend to see an papal thriller on rare occasions, condescend this time. You have nothing to lower but your brow.
F####4$$$$$in' shiesse.... Swecond attempt. Lost the first one...WTFFF!!! OK eh em,,,Firstly I wanna dedicate this lil' song I wrote to my guru..... Oh Snooki your so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind oh Snooki....oh Snooki. ...S. ..N. .O. .O. ..K. ...I gooooooo Snooki. I'm still confused though. Is there a link between Mormonism and Catholicism? What are you trying to tell us oh great Snooki.... The black pope..Is that connected to Obama being the first black US president??? Oh Snooki what doth fate hold in her clammy hands....Only you can know oh Snooki...dearest Snooki.....OOOOMMMM MAAANNIII PAADNI OMMMMMMMM!!!!
At last the dark pope is revealed, or is that Luke's father? and why is JIM644 taking so much credit, when romney has the tough parts in this film?
ReplyDeleteMitt refused to allow me to film the dog riding on his roof in the car scene, so I simply left him 'incognito'.
DeleteI mean really, no music from the one and only JB? where is the love? where is the hate? where is my hair...
DeleteDo you have a "pope song"?
DeleteAll I can say is...
ReplyDeleteI'm Rick James Bitch!
I can't believe that awful Bumbler! "The milk's gone bad"? "3%"? HAS HE NO SHAME?
DeleteWOOO! Great day in the morning Mean Gene, what a video. I haven't seen acting like that since the last Hulk Hogan film. The DaVinci Code has nothing on you. The last time I saw that much drama in less than 5 minutes was during my last wrestling match. Or was it Snooki's last trip up Space Mountain.... WOOOO!
ReplyDeleteI am so puzzled why you are always talking about that ride at Disneyland...
DeleteLet the Natcha Boy show ya. We can play doctor. WOOOO!
DeleteThe russian priest kicks ass. Add some dancing and bring it to broadway!!
ReplyDeleteIt would seem that I have discovered the true Vladimir's doppelgänger - his likeness is so uncanny that when I saw him at the casting I took it as 'a sign'.
DeleteI just think Fr. Memoria is soo dreamy..
DeleteJuicy Deuce looks like a tan growth I once had removed.
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen a trailer that nice since I went to the Bentonville executive mobile home park.
Funny - I was thinking she looked like one that I had added!
DeleteYou want drama? You have not seen my award winning performance in team america?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ
It won 9,999 awards in North Korean Movie Society. It's impartial. I stopped them from making me the winner after 9,999 times since I should step aside for meager mortals like Jim644 so he can have courage to make great films like Day of Reckoning.
It is ronery at the top!
DeleteMy god, I fell off my chair from the audacity of your expose (and from laughing till my spleen split). Tying together these apparently disparate story threads requires a master director up to the task (not to diss you, Jim644!) - do you hear me, Quentin Tarantino?
ReplyDeleteNot feeling dissed in the least - I feel quite satisfied with endorsements from both the pope AND Bill O'Reilly!
DeleteWhere is 'DerLlama' to shower me with praise?
ReplyDelete/Awaits praise shower
My highly reliable public opinion sampling system, consisting entirely of taking the word of taxi drivers for everything, leads me to the conclusion that "Day of Reckoning" is one of this year's most eagerly anticipated movies.
ReplyDelete"Day of Reckoning" is an entertaining movie. It is not great, or significant, or profound. Occasionally it is distractingly cute, as when the apes rewrite one cliché after another: "Man see, Man do," for example, or "To apes, all men look alike." But, this is part of the fun.
What I'm getting at, I guess, is that "Day of Reckoning" is much better than I expected it to be. It is quickly paced, completely entertaining, and its philosophical pretensions don't get in the way.
If you only condescend to see an papal thriller on rare occasions, condescend this time. You have nothing to lower but your brow.
Condescend indeed - that Bumbler is terrible! "The milk's gone bad"? "3%"? Just awful, awful...
Deleteone question, can I come to the red carpet premiere with nothing on but the pope's hat?
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to faint!
DeleteF####4$$$$$in' shiesse.... Swecond attempt. Lost the first one...WTFFF!!! OK eh em,,,Firstly I wanna dedicate this lil' song I wrote to my guru..... Oh Snooki your so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind oh Snooki....oh Snooki. ...S. ..N. .O. .O. ..K. ...I gooooooo Snooki. I'm still confused though. Is there a link between Mormonism and Catholicism? What are you trying to tell us oh great Snooki.... The black pope..Is that connected to Obama being the first black US president??? Oh Snooki what doth fate hold in her clammy hands....Only you can know oh Snooki...dearest Snooki.....OOOOMMMM MAAANNIII PAADNI OMMMMMMMM!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe production values of the trailer are excellent. Presumably they will be for the film as well.
ReplyDeleteI think it needs more romance. Perhaps this "ripped from the headlines" true story could become a element of the romantic sub-plot:
http://bit.ly/141W5DJ
Really fun! Gotta have more Rick James. :)
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